I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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