but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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