After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
