I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
do herpes really smell.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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