He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
