Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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