if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Vodka?
Forever.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
