break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm eating all of the evidence.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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