my sisters under your porch take her home
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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