just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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