You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
