idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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