This girl is more easily done than said...
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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