the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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