Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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