For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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