just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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