You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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