i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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