I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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