Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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