Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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