Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
