he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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