we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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