Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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