I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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