One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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