It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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