Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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