My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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