last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I love having hate sex.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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