So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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