She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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