she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Damn victory sex feels great
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