I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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