Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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