Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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