I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
