I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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