Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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