i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
