I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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