so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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