There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
