absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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