It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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