You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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