I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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