ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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