Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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