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Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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