i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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