R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
