I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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