i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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