i barfeds in our rink
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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